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So, Ron DeSantis has put forward his candidacy, which means it’s time for:
“Ron DeSantis just in time.”
Don’t applaud. It was terrible. I told Jin, “Do it badly.” Mission Complete. This happened during an audio stream with Elon Musk on Twitter. But there were technical glitches that left the Florida governor unable to speak for about 25 minutes, prompting Biden’s press team to ask, “Can you get us involved in these glitches in any way?” Meanwhile, Musk has already dealt with the perpetrators …
But the conversation eventually began and lasted about an hour. We pause now to listen to all of this.
RON DESANTIS: Well, I’m running for President of the United States.
TWITTER SPACES CONSTANTLY CRASHES DURING DESANTIS 2024 ANNOUNCEMENT
Okay, that’s enough. This is not the first time I promised an hour and finished in seconds. I do not know what it means. Later, Ron stopped by to chat with our buddy Trey Gowdy, despite their differences over what constitutes a good haircut. You know, I’m starting to think that Trey doesn’t go to the hairdresser, he just sticks his head in the world’s largest pencil sharpener. But I wonder, Ron, do we know that the country is on the wrong track?
RON DESANTIS, MAY 24: We know that the country is on the wrong track. We see it with our own eyes. We feel it in our bones. We see how the border is violated. We see crime flooding the cities. We see the federal government making it difficult for families to make ends meet, and we have a president who is a sluggish vessel.
Ron DeSantis, Florida government criticized the Florida chapter of the NAACP for issuing a travel warning to the state due to its conservative policies. (Screenshot/Twitter)
Hmm, “sluggish?” This is so wrong. Biden has many lists. Look at this one. I’ll read: Shoes after socks. Do not wear socks after shoes. Shake hands with real people only. The man named Jill is your wife. But DeSantis makes it clear that our country has gone astray, which Biden and his friends will never admit, even when the trains are literally derailed. Joe treats crashes the same way he treats unplanned grandchildren: as if they never happened.
But Ron better be ready to fight, because the media and Democrats see him not only as a huge threat, but also as evil. And they’re foaming at the mouth like Kevin Spacey watching a Little League game. I don’t understand. Vanity Fair came up with this headline: “Ron DeSantis to formally announce his 2024 bid with Elon Musk because apparently David Duke was unavailable.”
So actually, a reference to David Duke, he’s almost as out of place as Vanity Fair. But it shows you that all these white supremacists are a fabric of the imagination when the only ones the media can refer to is the underdog from the past decade.
Failed presidential candidates also intervene. This old clam tweeted: “Ron DeSantis’ ultra-MAGA Florida is not safe for people of color, LGBTQ+ people, or even multi-billion dollar corporations.” It is safe? I bet it’s probably safer than being Hillary’s alleged ex-friend.
So it’s the same lie going back to Florida’s so-called “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Remember what DeSantis signed? Do you remember the bill “Don’t say gay, but wait:
ACTOR 1: Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay.
ACTOR 2: Don’t say gay, Bill.
ACTOR 1: Oh.
In fact, it never happened. The bill could say “Floridans get free rainbow bikinis with a penis pouch and a box of Bud Light” and the media would still say it’s anti-gay because their strategy, as always, is to demonize. See, even if you think Ron Trump is without drama, it doesn’t matter. Through the media they create drama and then blame you. It’s like they set their hair on fire and then called you an arsonist.
DeSantis claims Trump’s attacks show “HE UNDERSTANDS I AM THE CANDIDATE WHO CAN BEAT HIM”
So it’s foolish to think that there will be less controversy with a non-Trump candidate. They will be called evil from the very beginning, which will allow them to commit all crimes. Hell, they’ll even hold an election if they’re at war with Hitler.
File photos of former President Donald Trump (left) and Florida’s governor. Ron DeSantis (Fox News)
Here’s today’s CNN headline: “Why DeSantis is as dangerous as Trump – or more.” Do you see this? And here we are being told that Trump is an existential threat. So is DeSantis an additional existential threat? How is this possible? He’s not just evil, he’s doubly secret, super MAGA evil. Poor CNN, like Jeffrey Toobin, screwed themselves. If you’re not saying DeSantis is as bad as Trump, that means supporting DeSantis. And if you say that he is worse than Trump, then you expose your previous hysteria for what it was, ********. So expect more from this.
BREAKFAST CLUB: Obviously Ron DeSantis is a white supremacist, right?
WHOOPI GOLDBERG: I don’t want to not love you. I can’t help it… Why don’t you like colored people? What’s wrong with American history? What’s wrong with gays?
JOY REED: This is not a freedom program. Do what Ron DeSantis tells you, your agenda belongs to the state.
As you can see, the demonization is up and running like a trans girl in a high school track and field competition. And you don’t have to be Trump or even White. Look at the new candidate, Tim Scott.
JOY BEHAR: He’s one of those guys who, you know how Clarence Thomas, a black Republican who believes in pulling your own feet, not me, understanding the systemic racism that African Americans face in this country and other minorities. Hey, I don’t understand. Clarence too, and that’s why they’re Republicans.
Well, thanks for letting us know what it’s like to be black in America, you 80 year old white witch who once sported a black face. Oh yes, she’s ugly no matter the color. But you have to have real balls to be a white woman lecturing black men on how to be black. Maybe she does.
The bottom line is, if the GOP has any plans to win, they should be swinging like Larry Kudlow in naked volleyball. What image, huh?
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But don’t pretend that if Trump disappears, these Non-Trumpists will simply return to their ranks, no, they still hate you for sympathizing with Trump.
So if you’re hoping for a quieter election, don’t be fooled. They want to destroy you as much as they want to destroy candidates. Maybe they want you dead because then they can count on you to vote Democratic.
Greg Gutfeld is currently the host Gutfeld! (weekdays, 11:00 pm to 00:00 am ET) and a top-rated cable news program co-host. Five (weekdays, 5:00-6:00 pm ET).